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Slacks

by Bender Melon

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1.
When we were young, we hid under our desks Covered our eyes and hoped for the best Now it's not the blast that need worry you Like in the past, there's Prussian Blue (Chorus) This little tube of Prussian Blue Just might save me, just might save you You thought it was just a pigment But it's really protection against a figment of your imagination It might save you from Cesium It might save you from Thallium Just in case of a dirty bomb (Chorus) There's a secret list Who know about this It's been sealed with a kiss and handcuffed to my wrist I kept a stockpile in my closet to paint the night sky now I save it just for you and I (Chorus)
2.
They called me a stupidstinkyhead like I drove a Humvee or said something braindead. They called me a stinkystupidhead like I cut him off in traffic or short-sheeted his bed (Chorus) I don't think my head stinks but I can't be sure and maybe i'm stupid for that there's no cure I may not use shampoo and I may not be too bright I know I'm poorly groomed but it just isn't right To call me a stupidstinkyhead Like i drove an SUV instead of a moped So go ahead and call me a stupidstinkyhead it's not really my name and i think i'm pretty well bred (Chorus) he called me a stupidstinkyhead like i voted for arnie or w or some other white bread oh why to they call me a stinkystupidhead Like i stepped on his caterpillar or said it was time for bed.
3.
Fire 04:01
As the snow falls Side by side We'll sit on the ledge In silence Down the valley Suburban lights Scar the land With their brilliance We know the way In the dark Who needs electricity We've got moonlight As the days grow short and the nights get cold we'll wander the woods on our way home The carriage road all grown in hides the world while you hold my hand Chorus Keep the light off Come inside To keep us warm We'll light a fire Once we're warm we'll go outside watch our shadows fade into night Who needs electricity We've got candlelight All the rest have chemistry We've got fire.
4.
Pavement 02:13
we will not rest until we can park on our souls. we will not stop until the roads are the size of our egos. we will not rest until we've paved over the hearts of our children.
5.
Snow 03:05
Standing in the garden Pleading his case I think she protests too much I can read it on her face Hastily delivered Hardly ever returned All I used to know Went away with the melting snow Dog in the bathtub Cat on the windowsill Cat arches his back Dog barks at the visitor Walk the dog in the park Have a smoke with your scotch (Chorus) All I used to know Went away with the melting snow coffee colored backhoes fix the sidewalk in the rain cardamom scented soap cakes with loose hair stuck halfway down the drain all we wanted was french toast but that was too much of a pain wasn't he the guest host use a coaster or it'll make a stain All we can do Is stand and stare Him with a blank expression, me in my underwear Back home waiting In the pouring rain All I used to know Went away with the melting snow
6.
Neon Cross 03:04
Went downtown to the neon cross Wandered around but I got lost Walked around but all I found Was potted meat product Left the light in my living room Said gone downtown be home soon Took a walk into the park Saw a glow up another block I'd go back but I can't go back I'd go back but I can't go back but I can't go back but I can't remember where I started from Headed toward the glaring light Automatic door to my right In the aisle and all the while Not having any luck
7.
Romance without finance is a nuisance Baby, you know I need me some gold Romance without finance just don't make sense Mama, mama, please give up that gold You so great and you so fine You ain't got no money you can't be mine It ain't no joke to be stone broke Baby, you know I'd lie when I say Romance without finance is a nuisance Please please baby give me some gold Romance without finance is a nuisance Oh baby, I must have me some gold Romance without finance just don't make sense Oh baby, mama, mama, give up that gold You so great and you so fine You ain't got no money you can't be mine It ain't no joke to be stone broke Baby, you know I'd lie when I say Romance without finance is a nuisance
8.
Brain 03:10
We used to take long walks in the rain Until she decided to study the human brain Now the refrigerator contains Unlabeled jars with various stains From sundry cranial remains We met in the Hallmark section of the local drugstore She moved to the Muzak adjusting the tube top she wore There's a serious strain on our relationship Ever since she decided to study the human brain
9.
There's a man who whispers in my ear Telling me that I'm not in gear Telling me I'll never make that curve Telling me I haven't got the nerve You don't know my name I'm the one to blame Everything all the same Telling me I'm headed downhill (He needs to know about tomorrow) Sometimes I'll stick him with the bill (I'd rather go with the flow) You don't know my name I'm the one to blame Conversation drain Sometimes I feel obsequious Obsequious is not a word he'd use Mostly I'm just underzealous He usually starts a sentence with dude You don't know my name I'm the one to blame Situations change Neither he nor I have read Goethe Or used the word ennui But he'll question my inertia With regularity
10.
Grey 03:54
You might think she's gray but I think she's alright Grisana She's got alot to say, won't get much sleep tonight Not sure why she went away without a fight She is constantly on my mind I drove to her house, baby I got lost It started to snow, thought about turning around She sends me plants, I made her a mixed CD She met my aunt, I think she likes Wheaties Not sure what she said last night Not sure why she went away without a fight

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Recorded as a series of demos, Bender Melon had hopes of full band versions of these songs. However, no one wants to play with him.

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released February 28, 2005

Bender Melon - Voice, Guitar, Bass, Samples, Keyboards, Drum programming

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